weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

Reblogged from Sanji Butt
Tags: me
darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

Reblogged from DEMAGLIO
Tags: bruh

sixsteen:

/tagged/me

Reblogged from Me n Co
Tags: Bruh
jcasanovaandrsn:

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

jcasanovaandrsn:

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

Reblogged from Welcome!
Tags: oh mai gawd